The sign up list for the Referral Desk has two columns:
Name and Need
Both columns vary greatly from day to day.
Carrie Nothing at all
Natasha came in and laughed at her own joke, and then said she really didn't have anything to talk about.
Carrie and I filled out a full FAFSA form.
You never know.
(Other endearing "Needs": Anna. Hugs. A million dollars. A girlfriend.)